I put my life in the Red Viper’s hands, and he dropped it. When he remembered, too late, that snakes had no hands, Tyrion began to laugh hysterically.
That moment when you realise that Petyr Baelish and Severus Snape have more in common than you could ever imagine. I mean:
Lusting overLoving a ginger women since they were children
She never returned their love, she marry/almost marry a guy that they hated, and that at some point beat the crap out of them
They started to work for the people who eventually kill the women
And they ended “protecting” the woman’s child in a very dudious/abusive way